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[viva_la_materia]

So, um. What's with the giant fruit?

I mean, I wouldn't ask, 'cuz it's probably asking for trouble or tempting fate or something really terminally stupid, and usually nobody knows anything anyhow, but it's been hanging everywhere for a day or two now and it's kind of creeping me out. It's like, when's the other shoe gonna drop?

[Pause.] You know, if fruits were shoes.

Not that I think these ones are gonna actually fall off the Tree. At least, I hope not. They look majorly heavy, and I like visiting the islands without wearing a helmet.

Comments

Don't feel bad, Night! She /is/ a future professional spymaster!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

[Something stirs in her head, too, at the mention of selling flowers. She hesitates, suddenly feeling slightly guilty about this - then gives her head a shake, wondering where that came from. This is no time for weird pings - it's time to make her next move!]

Wow, that's amazing! Flowers, chickens, cows...you can handle just about anything, huh? [Except unicorns, she thinks to herself - and now, if she's remembering this dork right, the real suckerpunch. Nyuk, nyuk.] You sound like a real hero! I bet you're pretty cute under that helmet, too. So, what kind of face should I look out for, next time I need a daring rescue? ♥

[its-me-hooray.livejournal.com]

[Flattering! He could get used to compliments! The connection just fliiiies right by him.]

Cute, eh? I can't pass up the questions of an adoring fan! I'm almost devilishly handsome, so watch out for that, and I have short green hair and yellow eyes. I'm told I'm not too hard to spot.

Aha, but I will keep my eyes peeled, for there is always a fan in need of a rescue in this weird place!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'll keep my eyes peeled for you, too!

[She means that quite sincerely. Green hair and yellow eyes sounds super-easy to avoid. Just as planned!]