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[viva_la_materia]

[Somebody swiped a few colored pencils from a booth in the Bazaar for this entry. See the kind of effort she's putting into this? Take note, Night!]

Ladies and gentlemen!

This is it! Your once-in-a-lifetime chance to lock lips with the one and only princess of Scavengers, the fleeting shadow of the Fishbowl, the single white rose of the Scrapyard...

MATERIA!

Keep an eye out for the awesome kissing booth I'm gonna set up in the Bazaar next week! Only one coin per kiss! This totally awesome opportunity is never coming your way again, Sphere, so don't miss out while you can! (AND it's for a good cause!)

[Scribbled in as an afterthought:]

Oh, and Night's gonna have one too but you don't wanna kiss him, I think he's got some kinda disease or something. I mean, seriously. No way was he born with that hair color. Grossness.

Comments

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

And what if we try both, hm? Or perhaps we are not happy with side-comments about hair?

[forgotmyforge.livejournal.com]

[ ...Oh Materia what are you even. ]

What's the good cause?

[desertshadows.livejournal.com]

How would a disease do that, though?

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

Prostitution, now?

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Fine by me! That's just more coins for me when I win!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Proving a point! And helping an impoverished Spherian pay her rent until her brother gets back. :)

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'm not in Medical. Green, though. Can't be real.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

HA. HA HA HA. See me over here, laughing? Y'know what I'm laughing at? Your big, silly jealousy, that's what. :)

I bet you've never kissed anybody. Anyway you'd have to slip 'em a roofie just to make 'em hold still long enough to get your scary face up there. Stalker lady. ♥

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

For the record, I have kissed someone. And have fun kissing any disgusting individual that pays you for it. It will be a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Meh. If anybody gets fresh I'll just clobber 'em! :)

So who'd you kiss, then? Oh, hey, take a second to remember before you answer that your elbow isn't a person, okay? Just a reminder. ♥

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

None of your business. But at least I didn't get paid for it.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

What, seriously?

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, who would pay for that? It'd be like WHAURRH, ONLY A COIN TO KISS THE ANGRY BEAR! COME ON DOWN!

--oh, oh, wait, maybe you could do a booth where you pay people to kiss you!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Yup! You gonna come? : )

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

I really want to see how many people will want to kiss an annoying, ugly brat such as yourself. [ The 'ugly' is thrown in there just because. ]

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmaybe. How do I know you wouldn't take more than one coin, though?

[She has a purse with money, but actually... you know, picking up just one coin can take a while.]

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a little...young?

I think I'll be giving my money to Night. I happen to like his haircolor.

[awokentospring.livejournal.com]

I do hope you are just planning on giving Night money, Bell-san.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot you might be watching.

[awokentospring.livejournal.com]

I think it is best if you do not say such frivolous things.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

You'll get used to it.

Night's one of your dad's students. Maybe you should donate one of your coins to his good cause whatever it is and help him beat Materia?

[spandexisyouth]

He teases, Lo Spring. A lot. It is part of what makes Bell Bell.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

And part of what you like, last I checked.

Night's not my type anyway.

[awokentospring.livejournal.com]

I do not like it when you joke about things like this.

I will not have to kiss him if I give him a coin, will I?

[spandexisyouth]

Yes. One of many things I like.