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[viva_la_materia]

[Somebody swiped a few colored pencils from a booth in the Bazaar for this entry. See the kind of effort she's putting into this? Take note, Night!]

Ladies and gentlemen!

This is it! Your once-in-a-lifetime chance to lock lips with the one and only princess of Scavengers, the fleeting shadow of the Fishbowl, the single white rose of the Scrapyard...

MATERIA!

Keep an eye out for the awesome kissing booth I'm gonna set up in the Bazaar next week! Only one coin per kiss! This totally awesome opportunity is never coming your way again, Sphere, so don't miss out while you can! (AND it's for a good cause!)

[Scribbled in as an afterthought:]

Oh, and Night's gonna have one too but you don't wanna kiss him, I think he's got some kinda disease or something. I mean, seriously. No way was he born with that hair color. Grossness.

Comments

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Meh. If anybody gets fresh I'll just clobber 'em! :)

So who'd you kiss, then? Oh, hey, take a second to remember before you answer that your elbow isn't a person, okay? Just a reminder. ♥

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

None of your business. But at least I didn't get paid for it.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, who would pay for that? It'd be like WHAURRH, ONLY A COIN TO KISS THE ANGRY BEAR! COME ON DOWN!

--oh, oh, wait, maybe you could do a booth where you pay people to kiss you!

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

I really want to see how many people will want to kiss an annoying, ugly brat such as yourself. [ The 'ugly' is thrown in there just because. ]

/please note she cannot contest the 'annoying'

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Sour grapes, sour grapes! I am not ugly and if you ever met me you'd know it, but you haven't so I am totally calling sour grapes here. :P

|D

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

How do you know I don't know how you look?

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

[Pause.]

I KNEW IT! I knew you were a creepy stalker and YOU'VE BEEN STALKING ME TOO! That PROVES IT!

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

I have not. I wouldn't waste my time following around someone like you.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah? Then how would YOU know what I look like? I'VE never seen YOU, that's for sure.

[sting-to-death.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're so ugly people talk about it behind your back.