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[viva_la_materia]

So, um. What's with the giant fruit?

I mean, I wouldn't ask, 'cuz it's probably asking for trouble or tempting fate or something really terminally stupid, and usually nobody knows anything anyhow, but it's been hanging everywhere for a day or two now and it's kind of creeping me out. It's like, when's the other shoe gonna drop?

[Pause.] You know, if fruits were shoes.

Not that I think these ones are gonna actually fall off the Tree. At least, I hope not. They look majorly heavy, and I like visiting the islands without wearing a helmet.

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Re: 2/2

[its-me-hooray.livejournal.com]

Good to hear!

No, only sometimes. It gets hard to milk the cows or keep the machinery in top shape while wearing one. Some of the livestock get really mad if you hide your face, especially the rooster.

Don't... don't ever piss off the rooster.

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

The rooster, huh? Gotcha. [Thinking some more. Thinkthinkthink.]

I bet it's really hard work taking care of the livestock! All those cows and stuff. You must be a pretty tough guy. Hey, do you work at the farm most of the time or do you do anything else, too?

Why so gullible, Night. Why.

[its-me-hooray.livejournal.com]

I also work at the flower shop! Spring flowers are pretty nice, though looking at them sort of stirs something in my head. Can't pin down what!

Don't feel bad, Night! She /is/ a future professional spymaster!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

[Something stirs in her head, too, at the mention of selling flowers. She hesitates, suddenly feeling slightly guilty about this - then gives her head a shake, wondering where that came from. This is no time for weird pings - it's time to make her next move!]

Wow, that's amazing! Flowers, chickens, cows...you can handle just about anything, huh? [Except unicorns, she thinks to herself - and now, if she's remembering this dork right, the real suckerpunch. Nyuk, nyuk.] You sound like a real hero! I bet you're pretty cute under that helmet, too. So, what kind of face should I look out for, next time I need a daring rescue? ♥

[its-me-hooray.livejournal.com]

[Flattering! He could get used to compliments! The connection just fliiiies right by him.]

Cute, eh? I can't pass up the questions of an adoring fan! I'm almost devilishly handsome, so watch out for that, and I have short green hair and yellow eyes. I'm told I'm not too hard to spot.

Aha, but I will keep my eyes peeled, for there is always a fan in need of a rescue in this weird place!

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'll keep my eyes peeled for you, too!

[She means that quite sincerely. Green hair and yellow eyes sounds super-easy to avoid. Just as planned!]