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So, um. What's with the giant fruit?
I mean, I wouldn't ask, 'cuz it's probably asking for trouble or tempting fate or something really terminally stupid, and usually nobody knows anything anyhow, but it's been hanging everywhere for a day or two now and it's kind of creeping me out. It's like, when's the other shoe gonna drop?
[Pause.] You know, if fruits were shoes.
Not that I think these ones are gonna actually fall off the Tree. At least, I hope not. They look majorly heavy, and I like visiting the islands without wearing a helmet.
I mean, I wouldn't ask, 'cuz it's probably asking for trouble or tempting fate or something really terminally stupid, and usually nobody knows anything anyhow, but it's been hanging everywhere for a day or two now and it's kind of creeping me out. It's like, when's the other shoe gonna drop?
[Pause.] You know, if fruits were shoes.
Not that I think these ones are gonna actually fall off the Tree. At least, I hope not. They look majorly heavy, and I like visiting the islands without wearing a helmet.
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Date: 2011-03-28 12:48 am (UTC)I bet it's really hard work taking care of the livestock! All those cows and stuff. You must be a pretty tough guy. Hey, do you work at the farm most of the time or do you do anything else, too?
Why so gullible, Night. Why.
Date: 2011-03-28 04:11 am (UTC)Don't feel bad, Night! She /is/ a future professional spymaster!
Date: 2011-03-28 04:41 am (UTC)Wow, that's amazing! Flowers, chickens, cows...you can handle just about anything, huh? [Except unicorns, she thinks to herself - and now, if she's remembering this dork right, the real suckerpunch. Nyuk, nyuk.] You sound like a real hero! I bet you're pretty cute under that helmet, too. So, what kind of face should I look out for, next time I need a daring rescue? ♥
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Date: 2011-03-28 01:40 pm (UTC)Cute, eh? I can't pass up the questions of an adoring fan! I'm almost devilishly handsome, so watch out for that, and I have short green hair and yellow eyes. I'm told I'm not too hard to spot.
Aha, but I will keep my eyes peeled, for there is always a fan in need of a rescue in this weird place!
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Date: 2011-03-29 12:46 am (UTC)[She means that quite sincerely. Green hair and yellow eyes sounds super-easy to avoid. Just as planned!]